On hearing about the verdict, Genea Simmons, a spokesperson for the Redeemer Church Associates said, “I do feel bad for these pastors who can no longer use Mr. Keller’s sermons. But we here at Redeemer believe this is all a part of God’s sovereign plan. For 15 years now we have been telling everyone that God wills that every Christian in America move to New York City – if we reach New York City with the gospel, we have reached the world. This will force pastors and others who want to use Keller’s material to come to New York City to hear it live. And by living in New York City, they are helping insure that the Great Commission is fulfilled.”
For 15 years now we have been telling everyone that God wills that every Christian in America move to New York City – if we reach New York City with the gospel, we have reached the world.
there’s some truth in that…
imagine all of new york… or only half of new york were converted… wow!
I liked Ed Stetzer’s comment regarding this article: I am SOOOOOO busted. It’s true… I confess. I actually quoted Keller on Sunday so your timing is great. But, for the record, I also CITED him! “I am accepted, therefore I obey.” – Tim Keller
Dave, is that article for real?
On hearing about the verdict, Genea Simmons, a spokesperson for the Redeemer Church Associates said, “I do feel bad for these pastors who can no longer use Mr. Keller’s sermons. But we here at Redeemer believe this is all a part of God’s sovereign plan. For 15 years now we have been telling everyone that God wills that every Christian in America move to New York City – if we reach New York City with the gospel, we have reached the world. This will force pastors and others who want to use Keller’s material to come to New York City to hear it live. And by living in New York City, they are helping insure that the Great Commission is fulfilled.”
For 15 years now we have been telling everyone that God wills that every Christian in America move to New York City – if we reach New York City with the gospel, we have reached the world.
there’s some truth in that…
imagine all of new york… or only half of new york were converted… wow!
Michelle – if you look at the tags at the bottom of the post you can read:
“Technorati tags: Humor, satire, religion, Christianity”
Definitely not for real :)
it took me a bit over half way b4 i realised… i was doing a quick read – so missed some key words that were more obvious early on….
very funny.
Good times!
I liked Ed Stetzer’s comment regarding this article:
I am SOOOOOO busted.
It’s true… I confess. I actually quoted Keller on Sunday so your timing is great.
But, for the record, I also CITED him!
“I am accepted, therefore I obey.” – Tim Keller
JPJ
Ahh, thanks, I figured there must be some knid of ‘in joke’ that I was obviously out of!