Chuck Norris doesn’t turn 70…

March 10, 2010 in culture with 5 Comments

…70 turns Chuck Norris. It’s his birthday today (Wednesday). While the round-house kicks are pretty impressive, the coolest thing about him is that he’s a Christian.

What’s your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Bonus points for original Chuck Haikus (5-7-5)…

5 Responses to “Chuck Norris doesn’t turn 70…”

  1. Mark March 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm #

    Good guys might wear black
    But Chuck will always wear white
    In the blood of Jesus

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  2. Matt Sparks March 11, 2010 at 3:20 pm #

    Some people who wear Superman pyjamas…
    Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas

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  3. Matt Sparks March 11, 2010 at 3:23 pm #

    above should read…

    Some people wear Superman pyjamas!!!

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  4. Matt Jacobs March 11, 2010 at 8:06 pm #

    Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups.

    Chuck Norris pushes the whole world down.

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  5. davemiers March 12, 2010 at 10:20 pm #

    good work matt and matt.

    mark – love the haiku. bonus points!!

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