03.10Chuck Norris doesn’t turn 70…
…70 turns Chuck Norris. It’s his birthday today (Wednesday). While the round-house kicks are pretty impressive, the coolest thing about him is that he’s a Christian.
What’s your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Bonus points for original Chuck Haikus (5-7-5)…
Good guys might wear black
But Chuck will always wear white
In the blood of Jesus
March 11th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Some people who wear Superman pyjamas…
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas
March 11th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
above should read…
Some people wear Superman pyjamas!!!
March 11th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups.
Chuck Norris pushes the whole world down.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
good work matt and matt.
mark – love the haiku. bonus points!!
March 12th, 2010 at 10:20 pm