…70 turns Chuck Norris. It’s his birthday today (Wednesday). While the round-house kicks are pretty impressive, the coolest thing about him is that he’s a Christian.
What’s your favourite Chuck Norris joke? Bonus points for original Chuck Haikus (5-7-5)…
Good guys might wear black
But Chuck will always wear white
In the blood of Jesus
Some people who wear Superman pyjamas…
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas
above should read…
Some people wear Superman pyjamas!!!
Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups.
Chuck Norris pushes the whole world down.
good work matt and matt.
mark – love the haiku. bonus points!!