Just read this definition on John’s blog. He got it from someone else.
The Emerging Church: This is a term that refers to churches attended exclusively by white people in their 20s and 30s who have at least one tattoo or body piercing. Their distinguishing characteristics are a refreshing, “up to date” interpretation of Christianity, and a reluctance to directly answer questions.
maybe you could add to that list the whole trendy hair cut… mohawk… crazy beard thing!
The other definitions on that site are also hilarious. I particularly love the ones for “Premillenialism”, “The Protestant Reformation”, “Calvinism” and “The Nicene Creed”.