“Hey dave, frank woodly just signed my nipple!”
I just received this sms off my friend Mal. Back in the late 90’s when we were still teenagers we used to watch and love the tv show ‘Lano & Woodley‘ (Woodley is on the left). I’m not sure where Mal is but maybe his next quote might be “I’m never going to wash my nipple again…”
And in second place…“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” Dave Barry
(Mal if you’re reading this… what were you doing?)
I hope it wasn’t signed with a sharpened pencil or a ball-point. That would at least hurt if not draw blood. When it comes to nipple-signing, it’s a felt tip or not at all as far as I’m concerned.
As for Harry Kewell, I just hope he doesn’t get injured. He was blazing for a lot of Liverpool’s games this year; we need him to be fully functional come August!
felt-tip would be okay… but a big chunky texta/marker would work a treat.
harry kewell… he’s had so much time out over the last few years… hopefully e’ll be okay for australia and also liverpool.
Yep it was felt tip. I went and saw the fabulous duo perform on wednesday night at the civic theatre in Newy. Very, very funny. Unfortunatly I left my bra at home, and so I asked Frank if he would sign my shirt. He did so, right across the nipple. He stated that I “had nice man boobs”. I took that as a compliment.
Mal. <><
that’s funny.
that would have been a good show to go to…by the way i think your man boobs are okay… but could loosen up a bit!